Things You’re Too Overwhelmed to Google
Not Your Average FAQ
Business + Strategy
Logistics + Policies
The Tech Sh*t
We Can Hear You Overthinking
Let’s get something straight: You didn’t land on this page because your biz is thriving and stress-free. You’re here because something’s off, confusing, or overwhelming—and I’m here to un-mess it. These FAQs are like business therapy without the couch. Skim, scan, scream “OMG that’s me,” and then let’s fix it together.
Business + Strategy
Do I REALLY need SEO?
Only if you want people to find you on Google instead of your cousin’s wedding website from 2009. SEO is how the internet knows you exist.
I already have a website. Why would I need a refresh?
Because if your site hasn’t been touched since the pandemic started, it’s not just dusty—it’s actively turning customers away. We fix that.
What if I’m a control freak?
Perfect. I love control freaks. You bring the vision, I bring the execution. You get to be in control without doing everything yourself.
What kind of business do you work with?
Makers, creatives, overwhelmed one-person empires, Etsy rebels, Shopify survivors, and digital hot messes. If you're trying, I'm here for you.
Logistics + Policies
How do I book with you?
You hit this “Book a Call” button, we hop on a strategy session, and you leave with clarity instead of a 48-tab spiral.
What’s your refund policy?
No refunds after 24 hours. I book my time, prep for our session, and give you tools you can’t return once they’re in your brain.
How soon can we start?
Strategy calls are available now. Full service timelines vary, but I don’t believe in dragging things out. You’ll get a schedule up front.
Do I get homework?
Oh yes. A brand sheet before we chat, and follow-up action steps after. I’m not your therapist, but it’s gonna feel like it.
The Tech Sh*t
What the hell is DNS and why is it ruining my life?
DNS is basically your website’s home address. If it’s not pointed in the right direction, people end up in the digital void. Yes, it’s annoying. Yes, we’ll help fix it.
How do I know if Google even sees my site?
Great question. If you haven’t submitted your site to Google Search Console, it’s basically sitting in the corner of the internet crying. We fix that in our SEO Mini Kit—because visibility isn’t optional.
What’s meta data and do I actually need it?
Yes, babe. Meta data tells Google (and your future customers) what the heck your page is about. No meta = no ranking = no traffic = tears. We cover this in every package because we’re not monsters.
Why do I keep seeing broken links and weird fonts on my site?
Because your platform is trying to gaslight you. Or you made some changes and didn’t triple-check the mobile version. Either way, we catch this stuff during your Website Refresh—before your customers bounce faster than your attention span.
We Can Hear You Overthinking
Did we not answer all your questions?
Listen, I’m good—but I’m not a mind reader (yet). If your burning question isn’t covered here, snoop around the service pages for more nitty gritty… or just fill out the form and ask me directly. I won’t bite—unless you ghost me.